To: Rhinovirus
CC: all strains there is
Hi, I really hope you’d go away as soon as possible; I mean, you’ve been thriving in my nose for a week now and I think it’s due time that you leave. However, if you want to stay a little longer, it’s fine. I understand. But please know that you’re only allowed to stay with me until Saturday. I’m scheduled to take advantage of a certain baby on Sunday, and I so like babies and I don’t want my friend’s newborn to catch you from me. Also, I’m running out of tissues and I’m kinda getting sick of sneezing like there’s no tomorrow. I would really appreciate it if you take this letter into consideration because if you don’t, I’d be forced to annihilate you by all means. That’s all. Kthnksbye.
